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  1. COMMERCIALS                       #
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  5. If  you want to die of lung cancer#
  6. DO  IT  IN  STYLE.  Smoke  our new#
  7. extra   high - tar   DR.  MORIARTY#
  8. CIGARETTES   Extra  long  -  extra#
  9. strong,   no   filter   for  brave#
  10. smokers. Free filterless cigarette#
  11. holder with every ten packets.    #
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  14. Afraid  of  AIDS?  There  is help!#
  15. AIDS is a disease of the blood. If#
  16. you  have  no  blood you can't get#
  17. AIDS.  I  suck  out all your blood#
  18. absolutely free. Appointments only#
  19. at  midnight.  Do  not  eat garlic#
  20. twenty - four   hours  before  the#
  21. appointment.   write   to :  Count#
  22. Dracula,    The    White    House,#
  23. Transsylvania.                    #
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  26. Why risk unnecessary diseases? You#
  27. can  easily live with one eye, one#
  28. kidney,  one  lung or without most#
  29. of your stomach. I remove all your#
  30. unwanted    organs.    Dr.  Ronald#
  31. Frankenstein.                     #
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  33. Live   and  die  like  James Dean.#
  34. Drive  a  German car. They go like#
  35. hell.   Free  life  insurance with#
  36. every car.                        #
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  39. Don't  forget:  there  are so many#
  40. unemployed  doctors, help them and#
  41. become ill more often.            #
  42. If  you  think  you  are  healthy,#
  43. come for a free examination. I bet#
  44. I'll  find  at  least  three  ill-#
  45. nesses.                           #
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  48. Too  fat?  Try  our ZERO-ZERO-ZERO#
  49. slimming  holidays. We lock you up#
  50. in  a  prison cell with a cable TV#
  51. and give you absolutely nothing to#
  52. eat. Only $100 per day.           #
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  55. PRICEPS/DESASTER AREA             #